Not since the days of Tempest Storm, Blaze Starr and Carol Doda has an entertainer put so much stock in her . . . endowments. Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark has been flaunting her assets since she became a TV horror movie hostess back in 1981 at the age of 30. With her quips and double-entendres, she kept viewers enthralled with her svelte figure and -- let's face it -- alluring cleavage.
Now you can have Elvira's favorite features right at your fingertips with the Elvira mouse pad, complete with ergonomic silicone wrist rest! Sold earlier was the salt and pepper shaker set shown below. Both are available through one of my favorite online retailers, MONSTERS IN MOTION.
Elvira Mistress of The Dark Official Mouse Pad with Silicone Boobs Gel Wrist Rest
$21.99
Official Elvira Mistress of the Dark gel filled mouse pad, no better place to rest and support your wrist ! Great for designers, artists, and gamers, ergonomic design, non slip base. Dimensions 10" (26cm) x 8" (20cm).
Elvira Mistress of the Dark Salt and Pepper Shakers:
$29.99
Whoa! Check out those… shakers! Elvira's greatest assets can now be yours with these Elvira Salt and Pepper Shakers. Elvira stands about 6-inches tall, and each shaker measures around 1 1/2-inches in diameter. Add this eye-popping collectible to your table and shake it baby, shake it!
The first picture of the Elvira salt and pepper set is a little offputting with the strange face, but the second picture with the, uh separated shakers, is really weird.
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree. A bizarre idea!
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