A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM N.A.A.M.E.
The following is a special announcement from the National Association for the Advancement of Monsters Everywhere.
This day and age seems to be stuffed to the gills with people who feel like the world (or the government) owes them something. One could almost say that it is fast becoming the Age of Entitlement and the helping hand has become more of a helping handout. Frankly, it doesn't seem to be such a swell idea, but let's leave it at that.
Being that it's election time, however, it's more than appropriate to remind you all that monsters have rights, too! And, to prove it, here's THE MONSTER BILL OF RIGHTS from THE MONSTER TIMES #24 (July 1973)!